Dancer tho
I think dasher is me in every way
i feel you vixen
the fuck is wrong with blitzen
I reblogged this photoset already but idgaf this is my official Tumblr Christmas tradition.
IT’S DECEMBER 1ST TIME TO BUST OUT THIS PHOTOSET AGAIN
SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT THIS YEAR
HERE WE FUCKIN GO
Yes Prancer I feel you
Dafuq Blitzen?
Anonymous asked:
Hi I have a problem my horse never wants to move when I ride bareback she is very stubborn I was just wondering if you had any tips? When I ride bareback I usually ride with a crop and Spurs
eyesup-heelsdown answered:
I don’t! followers any tips?
I would suggest lunging her, just a little bit, before you get on because then she has it in her head that you are in charge instead of you just getting on her and her thinking that, “I don’t have a saddle on me, I don’t have to do anything”.
- what she says: i'm fine
- what she means: why the fuck did the nords of skyrim think dragons were just a legend? i get they were gone a long time but literally at any time during history they could have looked around at the plethora of fucking dragon graveyards and seen there were goddamn bones in there. actually no they didn't even have to do that, dragonsreach literally has a fucking dragon skull right over the jarl's head. did they think he fabricated that thing? and what about the draugr? they said they were former servants of the dragons but didn't think dragons exist BUT THEY'VE SEEN THE DRAUGR SO WHY WOULD ONE EXIST AND NOT THE OTHER? and what about the fact there was literally a dragon language that people in the mountains had learned and mastered and were able to use? where else would that have come from? what were they thinking? i need answers.
What if my dog understood how to put his tongue in his mouth
He looks like toothless from how to train your dragon…